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Old Men

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you'd like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex I'm usually cold and chilly, and then, after we have sex the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty. I can't understand why?"

Later, after examining the elderly gentleman's wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to discuss with me?" She replied she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then told her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he's usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because we have sex twice a year, the first time is usually in December and the second time is in June."

Groom's Day

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding.

“But, Officer,” the man protested, “I can explain.”

“Be quiet,” ordered the officer. “You can sit in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, sir, I just wanted to say—“

“I told you to stay quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A couple of hours later the officer checked in on the man and said, “You’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood when he gets back.”

“I doubt that,” answered the prisoner. “I’m the groom.”

Date: 2010-05-06 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poptartodoom.livejournal.com
Question off in left field somewhere: Did you need a room for BotCon? One of our roommates dropped out and we need to fill a spot. [livejournal.com profile] raisedbymoogles and [livejournal.com profile] oasis_pink_peng are my roommates. :)

Date: 2010-05-06 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okami-myrrhibis.livejournal.com
At this ppontnit looks like I will need a sleep spot. Noone has spoken up
on like 3 posts about rooming w me nor taking either room. So if I haz space yes ok. This is first yr I won't be offficaillu helping Angry Giant Toys so I don't get my floor space

What price we talking & floor or bed spot?

Date: 2010-05-06 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poptartodoom.livejournal.com
It's a fourth for our room, so a bed spot. It's $31/night, and we have the room from Tuesday night to Monday morning. :)

Date: 2010-05-06 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poptartodoom.livejournal.com
Like, your share would be $31/night.

Date: 2010-05-07 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okami-myrrhibis.livejournal.com
I fly in Thurs afternoon, leave Sun night after Con since I don't have a lot of leave time, plus my little guy needs his mom. :)

But bed spot for $31 is awesome; it'll be interesting to see what the Con is like when I'm not strapped to a table & sleeping on a futon or air mattress ;)

Date: 2010-05-07 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poptartodoom.livejournal.com
Yep. :) It's pretty awesome. This is going to be one of my first cons in a while in which I'm more tied to a table, but I think it'll be fun. ^_^

Date: 2010-05-07 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oasis-pink-peng.livejournal.com
I'm glad you're coming with us! This is gonna rock!!



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