[personal profile] vawitch
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Here's a joke that had me cracking big time...really loved it:
Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :

 My Dear Wife,
 You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
 with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

 My Dear Husband,
 I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
 about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
 remind you that you are
also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
 teacher at our local college. I
would like to inform you that while you
 read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my
 students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
 and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
 As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
 will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
 difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
 Therefore, I will not be home until sometime



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