Forogt my wallet this am - no ID, no money or card, NO SUBWAY CARD. Asked a security guard where nearest grocery store was (before I realized w/o ID, they wouldn't take my check anyhow) & explained the sit. She asked where I was heading (2 stops) & gave me enough for fare. Guess Murphy's busy screwing someone else today.

SO!! Some humor was badly needed - here's some to share.

God, Send Me Money!

Little Johnny wanted $100 for a new bike and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the local postmaster saw the letter addressed to “God, USA,” he decided to send it to the President of the United States.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill.  )

Profile

vawitch_myrrhibis

May 2012

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789 101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 22nd, 2017 11:37 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios