Sex meme

Well - after the 2nd-job-from hell weekend (18 hrs Sat + 7 Sun)...something a bit more light-hearted. Thanks goes to thedooz

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
Xmas-time 07

WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL HAVE SEX?
When I find someone I'd like, or a suitable FwB.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX?
Depends on time & stress. When in reg relationship...about 1x/1.5 wks.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU WANT SEX?
Much more often than I get it now; right person - more than 1x/wk.

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
If in a car in a lot counts, yes; or on the hood of a car.

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yes. I don't take it too seriously.

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
Not that I recall. Though close after a few doozies of an orgasm.

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yes. But no wet spot.

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
No. Would rather mutual masturbate than fake.

DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
Talk, yes - dirty talk - limited.

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes. Only once on nothing; other if I had known the guy for a while.

EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
Yes, w/ my then-best friend & a mutually attractive guy.

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yes. But only if it's got some story - otherwise, I can't stop laughing.

HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Nope.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
17, legal.

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Hugh Jackman

DO YOU LIKE 69?
Depends. Until recently, didn't like giving BJs.

ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Not right now.

DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Not especially.

DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Sorta - we still live in the same town, so we occasionally bump into each other.

EVER TAKE SOMEONE'S VIRGINITY?
Nope.

EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No - though I have been both the predecessor & follow-up to a best friend's SO.

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Hell no.

TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Wonderful.

LINGERIE?
Would love to - but due to small boobs, big butt & long torso - can't wear much other than chemises or teddys.

EVER BEEN A TEACHER/MENTOR TO SOMEONE?
No. Not experienced enough.

WHAT FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL DO YOU USE?
Mirena IUD now, so that I have less (non existent) cycles.

EVER GIVE OR RECEIVE THE SHOCKER?
No. What is that?

HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE?
Erm - that's all I get right now.

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
No. Though there's been a few I would've liked to.

MORNING, NOON, OR NIGHT SEX?
Night - morning; occasional noon.

ARE YOU TRIMMED, SHAVED, or NATURAL?
usually trimmed; sometimes shaved, depending on partner &/or time. Too much for natural.

DO YOU PREFER YOUR PARTNER TO BE TRIMMED, SHAVED, or NATURAL?
Trimmed or shaved. Less is better - anywhere!

ARE YOU LOUD DURING SEX?
Moderate. Though after having my son, learned how to be quiet ;)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION?
On my belly - easier for my hot spot to get hit :)