from the mouths of babes [K]

Daycare teacher pulls me aside this morning.

DC: What does K's father have?
Me: Sarcoidosis. Why?
DC: Yesterday the kids were talking about what their parents did. When we asked K, his answer was:

K: He doesn't do nothin'. He has donassis.
DC: What about your stepmom?
K: She doesn't do nothin' either. She just screams and yells all the time.
DC: O_O

me, today: ^_^ that's my kid. Had to tell him daddy couldn't help pledge for his reading program...lives in a houseful of ppl, but couldn't come up w/ $15 (or less if K doesn't make his time-goal) for his reading-challenged son.

Ah well..

Pt 2 (same day, apparently this child was on a lightbulb-moment roll), at my parents' house:

K: do you work Nana?
Mom: I work in the home (she's been a SAHM since... yea, forever)
K: Oh, so you work at home to pay the bills?
Me: She doesn't work outside the home like Mommy & Pop-pop. (explains Nana was SAHM, and does housework like Mommy has to instead of playing games).
K: Oh - so you work hard too - just not like Mommy.

me: XD