Bud Light clothing drive NSFW [humor]

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Dunno if I want to be in this office

Colonoscopy, yet another opinion. [humor]

Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.
Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.
( A few days later, in his office, )

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... A physician claimed ( that the following are actual comments made by his patients  )