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Why I fired My Secretary [humor]
Aug. 12th, 2010 11:02 amGiven my week so far...
My birthday was last week. I didn't feel very well when I woke up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought . . . Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids . . . They will remember. My kids came bounding downstairs to breakfast and didn't say a word, so when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, boss, and by the way, Happy Birthday!" ( It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. )
*please click my dragons*
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My birthday was last week. I didn't feel very well when I woke up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought . . . Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids . . . They will remember. My kids came bounding downstairs to breakfast and didn't say a word, so when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, boss, and by the way, Happy Birthday!" ( It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. )
*please click my dragons*
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